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> FYI, some is old...
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> Ladies, please do not read if easily offended. For my Chinese friends, this is typical of western male humor. It is a comparison of the attributes of women vs. beer:
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> Subject: PLAYOFF
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> BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAYOFF
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> 1 Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER
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> 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy
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> 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
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> 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your
>  teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy
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> 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night
>  and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy
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> 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.
>  If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy
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> 7 If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
>  smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy
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> 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to
>  BEER
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> 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and
>  you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY
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> 10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY
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> 11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point
>  to BEER
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> 12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can.
>  - One point to BEER
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> 13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles
>  down. - One point to BEER
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> 14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER
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> 15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
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> 16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drunk it -
>  One point to BEER
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> FINAL SCORE: BEER 9  PUSSY 7
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> That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is:
>  BEER
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> PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
>  discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
>  those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER__________________________________________________

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