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搞笑-测试一下你是不是蕾丝边

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发表于 2008-4-20 23:39:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working
cows,going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves,cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a les/bian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.When I shower, I
think about women.When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a les/bian.
 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-20 23:41:18 | 显示全部楼层
对WL过滤粗语用语的功能无语了...
完整单词都发不出来....
发表于 2008-4-21 01:57:15 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵,这个我以前看过了

I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a les/bian [s:234]
发表于 2008-4-21 08:27:07 | 显示全部楼层
大家都是蕾丝边
发表于 2008-4-21 08:44:06 | 显示全部楼层
女生配蕾丝。
就是女人啊。
发表于 2008-4-21 19:03:04 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈哈。。。搞笑。。。
发表于 2008-4-21 22:27:08 | 显示全部楼层
是不是只有女生看的懂...
发表于 2008-4-21 23:56:51 | 显示全部楼层
只有男生看得懂。。
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