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(The phone is ringing)
Old woman: Hello!
Anny: Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum?
Old woman: Oh, I’m granny. I’m not mum.
Anny: I’m sorry.
（The phone rings again）
A young woman: Hello!
Anny: Hello! I want mum. Is that mum?
Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.
（The phone rings again）
Angel: Hello!
Anny: I want mum. Is that mum?
Angel: Who’s that speaking?
Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.
Angel: Anny？Where are you?
Anny（crying）: Mum, Mum, mum, I’m not crying…
Director: Stop! Stop! Be a little bit more emotional, please? It’s been a long time since you last met. WOW! A desperate girl who is dead to find her mother. How moving! I’ll tell you some. This drama is a piece of art, indicating the most spectacular relationship in the universe and how cruel the war is! We’re gonna win the first prize, we……Hey! What the hell is that!
上来一批衣着奇怪的歪瓜劣枣，以下称之为剧组二
AD: who are you guys!
那批人打量其一番,不语,突然掏出一把玩具枪，射击之，惊。
AD: what are you doing here! We are practicing our drama here so…Get Out please.
1: drama? You guys are attending the drama competition? We too! What are you playing…
AD: none of your business! Anyway, you’d better disappear as soon as possible.
2: Why us? We are here to rehearse our play too!
Director (shout to AD): What happens here! Time limits….
AD: all right all right. Who’s in charge there? Where’s your director? I wanna speak to him.
1: director? No.
3: We don’t need one.
AD: Are you joking? (导演催促) No more talking! Go~ Go~ (赶众人下场)
Director: OK! Let’s come to scene 4. Angle helps Anny find her mum. Unfortunately, she’s dead in the war zone. A cold-blooded bomb took her life. See? How cruel the war is! Cry for her my Anny, like a candle in the wind...As for you, Angle, you are as pure as a white tulip…(沉默，一种欲哭无泪的感觉)
Angle: I get it… I’m a flower and she’s a candle… wow… challenge…
Anny: We will try anyway.
Director: Come on!
Angle & Anny 缓行踱步，朝mum的body而去。两人眼神空洞，表情麻木。
Angle: I’m sorry. That is your mother…
Anny开始抽泣…抽啊抽啊抽，就是泣不出来，干脆大叫一声，做放声大哭状。
Director: Stop! It seems that you are crying for life! Remember, you are…
Anny: I understand I’m a CANDLE but…That’s really hard to play!
Director: Only if you can imagine….
Mum’s Body 突然起身，像饿鬼僵尸一样踱过来,口言：I’m hungry…众人大惊
Angle(看表): Lunch time!
Director: Really? Oh… (无奈状) One minute for lunch!
剧组二又上
1: What a boring show…
2: No. It’s a perfect horror show. See that female ghost? Disgusting….
Director(面朝AD): I thought you had got rid of them! What did you just say? You can’t understand! It’s about a desperate girl who is dead to find her mum. This drama is a piece of art, indicating the most spectacular relationship in the universe, and how cruel the war is…
1: WoW… (摇头), I mean, deep, absolutely deep!
剧组二众: DEEP…
3: So deep that nobody is willing to see …
Director: Then show me what you can do!
1: Great!
音乐起
1: DIE!
3立刻趟地作死尸状
1上前开始唱歌，2、4作怪状伴舞
1边唱边走到3边上，递上话筒一只，3起身同唱，唱唱跳跳
AD is influenced by music and starts dancing,遭导演瞪一眼
Director: Stop noise!
AD: But… It’s interesting!
Angle & Anny 点头同意
音乐又起，转悲伤
3缓缓躺下，1，2，4将其抬下场,场上人除导演外皆目送
Director: good! The exaggerated comedy is over! Let’s get back to scene 4.
全场肃静，Anny & Angel 缓缓走向 mum’s body 一言不发，欲言又止。
Director: Excellent! That’s really what I want!
Angle:...But we haven’t started yet…To be honest, I forgot my words…
Director: uhm… (低头看剧本) well, It’s kinda true but… Don’t care about your words, no words.
AD: Excuse me…but how can the audiences understand what’s happening if it’s all silence.
Director: They can feel… (抬头看天)from eye contact, gestures, they can feel your heart… This drama is a piece of art…
Anny: well, well… It’s a little bit weird for a candle, don’t you think so?
AD: I still think we should add something…
Director: I’m the director and I’m in charge here! Now let’s go to scene 5!
(众人翻剧本)
Angle: We need our leading actor here but he said he’s tired and sleeping at home…
Anny: after you asked him to use 745 different ways to say “I love you” (then start saying “I love you” using different intonation)
Director: And finally he did it! That weak, soft and desperate voice mixing frailty with a little bit anger really makes me feel like in heaven…
Anny: Yeah, then he fainted on the ground knocking on heaven’s door…
Director: anyway, We need someone to substitute for him! Find some one.
AD下，将1,2,3,4拖上台
AD: I can only find them…We want one of you to act.
1: one? We’re four.
Director打量一番，抓住3的手
Director递过一个剧本: See those lines? You just need to read them! Understand? Great.
上来一张凳子
Anny沉默良久，眼神忧郁: I’m dying…I’m dying…
3迷茫中: You talking to me? Can I help…
Director(催促): Read, read, it’s your turn!
3: oh..(低头看剧本，断断续续道): Life is….life…full of stone, snow, and ice…
1: No good weather.. You must be living in the South Pole
Anny: I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! Save me God, tell me who I am… tell me what I can do…
3: ah…I’m….no…. There's no place like home….(作疑惑状)On high in blue tomorrows…Frankly…my dear…(一挥手扔掉剧本) I don’t give a damn! (面对导演) What’s that all about? I can’t suffer that anymore, I am dying…
2: Let’s get back to our own!
1: Yeah! Our own play!
4: Better than this piece of….
Director: We will see…
上来两张椅子，一张桌子,1靠在一张椅子上，2在另一张桌子上打魔兽
4走进
4: hi, 2 , what are u doing?
2: (大叫) warcraft.
4: Where is 1?
2: Shiiiii!
4: What? What’s the matter?
2: (大叫) You blind? He is still sleeping. So stop making noise!
4: Hey, com on. We have to prepare for Lily’s presentation.
2: Topic?
4: “What is a drama.”
2: Playing warcraft.
1: and sleeping.
4: and?
2: Find your enemies, and kill them! Find your targets, and shoot them! Find whatever you want, and get them!
1: (朦胧地) happiness, he means.
2: And singing & dancing!
2跳出来，开始唱
剧组一众人看得出神，惟有导演摇摇头
然而其余人都冲上去合唱了
唱到尾声
1: come on! I’ll buy you dinner!
随即陆续下台
留下导演和助理在台上
Director: This is not a drama. It’s shallow. They’re not gonna win!
AD: Well, anyway, I enjoy it.
Director: It’s just common life happening every day! Playing overnight! Sleeping for all day! Caring nothing about their homework!
AD: Then what’s the difference?
AD转身下台
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